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September 2002
Volume 10, Issue 9

Here is a nice shot of Bob Vickers'    Hi Ho Silver 55 with the chrome rims and black soft top.  Looking good, Bob.

In this month's issue:

God Bless America

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you!  Go home and show her you are the boss!" 

Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me! I want my supper right now and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong! And another thing. . . guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"

His wife says calmly, "The undertaker."

 

A Message from the President

Our August cruise was fun and fairly well attended for a summer cruise.  We welcomed Candy & Lloyd Bywaters in their beautiful new Coral Sand 56.  What a pretty car!  They hadn't had to the car for too long, and were unsure of  taking it on the cruise.  But it ran fine, and we had no problems.

Now, our thoughts turn to the anniversary of the September 11 attack, and I find it hard to believe it's been a year.  Keep President Bush and the rest of our nation in your prayers.

As quickly as time is passing, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas will soon be upon us.  I feel like Ms. America, but my reign will soon be over.  If you are interested in serving the club as an officer or board member, let me or Dave Barnes know.  The ballots will be mailed with the Holiday party invitations in mid-November.

Enjoy life--drive that Bird every chance you get.  Bring it to the meeting this weekend.  You'll be glad you did.

Until next month, keep on Birding…

--Hugh Jackson

 
 
Ford's 100th Anniversary Party and Rt. 66 Cruise

It's official.  We are going to wrap our Rt. 66 cruise in with our trip to Dearborn for Ford's anniversary.  We've been from Tulsa out to Holbrook, AZ.  Next June, we'll head back to Tulsa, get on Rt. 66, and take it to Chicago.  From Chicago, we'll head on over to Dearborn.  Make plans to attend.  Rt. 66 in a TBird is a wonderful experience.  Our hotel of choice in the Dearborn/Detroit area is the Red Roof Inn-Dearborn.  Phone 313-278-9732 or reserve online at www.redroof.com.  The dates for the anniversary party are June 12-16, 2003.  More Rt. 66 details will be forthcoming.  It's about 500 miles from Houston to Tulsa, about 700 miles from Tulsa to Chicago, and about 300 miles from Chicago over to Dearborn.

 

September Meeting
The September meeting will be held on Sunday, Sept 15, at 1:00pm.  We are back to our near-noon meeting time.  We'll eat at 1:00pm at Escalante's Mexican Grill at 13750 Kimberley, 1 block east of the Sam Houston Tollway, between Memorial Drive and the Katy Freeway.  Kimberley is the only traffic light between Memorial and Katy Freeway.  The meeting will start at 2:00pm.  We hope to have nice weather and a big turnout.  We have several potential new members that want to come see a flock of birds--TBirds, that is.

August Meeting
The August meeting was held on Sunday, August 18.  We had an evening meeting, since we wanted cooler weather for our Aggie Hurricane Evacuation Route cruise.  The Steak & Ale was good, as usual.   The meeting went fairly quickly, and we anxiously awaited the start of our cruise.   Genie Pool won the 50/50 drawing.

Dave Barnes spoke of the silver and gold TBird charms that he has located.  They are nicely done, and available for all 3 years.  Contact Dave if  you would like more information.  Also, Carol & Ron Swofford are willing to order more club clothing if anyone is interested.  Contact them to order a new shirt or cap.  Phone numbers and e-mail addresses are below in the officer section, or click their blue names.


Hurricane Evacuation Route Cruise, August 18
The Setup--Since we live on the Texas Gulf Coast, hurricanes are always a threat to us.  We are presently in the midst of hurricane season, with free tracking maps always taped to the refrigerator door.  We must always be prepared for the emergency, should a hurricane head our way.  As a community service to the Classic Thunderbirds of Houston, I have come up with this cruise.  Several years ago, someone told me about the hurricane evacuation routes for Houston.  I was told that the Texas Longhorn fans would head up 290 for Austin.  All SMU Mustang fans would take I-45 North back to Dallas.  Texas Tech fans would head west on I-10 to eventually make their return to Lubbock.  Aggies, I was told (and I am one), would take Loop 610.   

The Cruise--11 beautiful Birds took off for our cruise.  We took the clockwise route around Loop 610, because it is shorter, you know.  I was leading the pack in my 02 Bird.  I was going to drive the 56, but Mary was with me and she was having a bad day, as we had dropped off the oldest kid at college.  She had already threatened to drive back to San Antonio to pick her up and bring her back home.  Thanks to Rosemary Pachter for getting her over the hump.  (Now, almost a month later, things are much better.)  Anyway, I was in the 02 Bird, with 10 Birds strung out behind me.  We drove about 50 mph until everyone caught up.  A row of 11 old and new Birds driving around the Loop catches a lot of attention, and we were having fun.  As we passed the Bud Brewery on the east side of town, we were doing about 60.  The Loop is several lanes wide, and we were just cruising.  We approached the Ship Channel bridge, and for the first time in the 22 years that I've been driving over that bridge, I read the warning signs.  "No stopping or standing on the bridge"; "Slow traffic keep right"; "Watch for slow moving trucks".  All of those made sense to me.  The next one, however, really threw me.  "No fishing from bridge"  What?!  Is that really a problem?  I called the Port Authority and asked them how high the bridge was.  "Sir, it's 135 feet above the water at mean high tide."  Are they really worried about someone fishing from a bridge that is 135 feet off the water?  Your worm would fall off the Ronco Pocket Fisherman long before it ever made it down to the water. If you caught something, how long is the handle on your net?  I want to go back and take a picture of that sign, but there's no stopping or standing on the bridge.  Oh well. 

We made it over the bridge and on around the Loop toward the Astrodome and the new Taxpayer Stadium.  The rest of the trip, through Bellaire, by the Galleria, and past Memorial Park was uneventful.  Eight cars of the 11 ended up at the Sonic about 3 blocks down from where we started.  Dave & Jenny Barnes, Bill Fuqua, and Earl & Rosemary Pachter all peeled off along the way to go back home.  The weather was nice, the traffic wasn't too bad, and we almost found a new fishing hole.

I already have a plan for Aggie Cruise 2, to be held next year.  Stay tuned for more fun.  Thanks to Cleo & Louise Bickford, Bill & Millie Burt, Candy & Lloyd Bywaters, Jerry & Kay Estes, Marc and David Markel, Bob & Alice Vickers, Russell Yocum & Genie Pool for attending. 


Czhilispiel Parade--Flatonia

I was contacted by a lady from Flatonia who has invited us to participate in CZHILISPIEL. This is an annual event consisting of a parade, car show and a lot of small town cooking, eating, drinking, crafts and whatever. We have been invited to carry the parade marshal and lot of pretty girls (I get the girls). Sounds like what we do best. I will turn this over to our main man in Moulton and see what we can do. The event is Oct 26 & 27 we would need to be there at 10:00 on the morning of the 27th.                 --Bob Vickers

This very simple note started a barrage of emails within the group that can not be re-printed in a family newsletter.  But I kept them all, and they may appear elsewhere!!

 

Birthdays and Anniversaries
Sept 8 Ken Wind
Sept 13 Bob & Alice Vickers
Sept 14 Alan Raymond
Sept 15 Louise Pelland and Daniel Pichette
Sept 15 Carolyn Wind
Sept 18 George & Jan Renfro
Sept 21 George Renfro
Sept 22 Cassaundra McAuliffe
Sept 27 Jocie Kaufeler
Oct 1 Betty Morris
Oct 3 Mary Mellum
Oct 5 Waymond & Jean Davis
Oct 10 Don & Cheryl Baird
Oct 10 Patty Penney
Oct 11 Bob Kaufeler
Oct 13 Ken Truelock
Oct 17 Louana Frois
Oct 17 Rog Mellum
Oct 21 Darren Barnes
Oct 22 Bill McBride
Oct 25 Clyde & Sherry Langford
Oct 29 Mimi Markel
Oct 30 Susan Lewis
Oct 31 Dave Barnes
 
 
Officers, Board Members, Committee Chairs
Click on blue link for e-mail address.
President Hugh Jackson 713-613-4383
VP  Marc Markel 713-728-8899
Secretary Jenny Barnes 281-476-0334
Treasurer Louise Bickford 281-373-0700
 
Board
Cleo Bickford 281-373-0700
Bill McBride 281-362-8576
Carol Swofford 281-333-3606
Bob Vickers 713-665-3665
 
Committees
Cruises Geary Ashby 713-527-9897
CTCI Hank Luschen 281-852-3664
Gifts Bob Vickers 713-665-3665
Hospitality Betty Morris 713-467-6329
Parades Dave Barnes 281-476-0334
Phone Linda Anderson 281-339-2362
Phone Carol Swofford 281-333-3606
Website Jeff Skiba 713-661-5792
We cruise on CB Channel 16
Internet Home is www.ctoh.org
 

SEMA News

California Enacts Nation's First "Greenhouse" Emissions Law

        In a blow to California auto enthusiasts, particularly those fond of light trucks and SUVs, California Governor Gray Davis signed into law a bill (A.B.1493) to regulate "greenhouse" gases (GHG), including carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions from motor vehicles. While the new law eliminates some California vehicle owner concerns by preventing regulators from reducing speed limits, restricting vehicle size or imposing new taxes or fees in order to meet new GHG standards, in actuality it is little more than a back-door effort by environmentalists to set fuel-economy standards.

        "CO2 is given off whenever gasoline is burned, therefore the only way to cut emissions is to make vehicles that burn less gasoline," said SEMA Director of Government Affairs Steve McDonald. "Ultimately, this new law constitutes an illegal state effort to regulate fuel economy, a strict Federal government prerogative addressed through national Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards."

        If left unchallenged, California's new GHG law could easily result in the downsizing or underpowering of popular performance cars, light trucks and SUVs despite consumer demand for better-performing, larger and more utilitarian vehicles. Further, this law could even potentially limit the sale and use of specialty automotive parts designed to increase vehicle horsepower and performance simply because they may increase GHG emissions.

        "Even worse," noted SEMA Director of Public Affairs Brian Caudill, "absent a clear legal decision that this new law violates federal authority, other states may opt to follow California's misguided effort and begin setting their own unreasonable GHG emissions rules."

        SEMA understands that the major automakers are filing suit to strike down this California law, and we fully support these efforts.

Feds May Look to Regulate HID, Auxiliary Lighting

        According to published reports, regulators at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) are developing plans to deal with increasing complaints on vehicle lighting related matters. Among the topics NHTSA is looking to address: perceived glare problems associated with high intensity discharge headlamps (HIDs)-often referred to as "blue-tinted" headlights-found on high-end sports and luxury cars; HID knock-off lighting that approximates the look of HID lighting, but violates Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards; and concerns about higher-mounted headlamps and auxiliary lighting used on SUVs and pickups to improve foul weather and nighttime driving vision.  

        Last year, NHTSA sought public comment on these lighting issues due to increasing complaints from glare-sensitive, older drivers. SEMA's comments to NHTSA noted that the specialty aftermarket remains dedicated to encouraging compliance with existing federal and state lighting standards. SEMA further argued that technological advances in lighting over the years-from halogen lighting and HID headlamps to auxiliary driving and fog lamps-has drastically improved driving vision and safety.

        SEMA has supplied NHTSA with a comprehensive list of recommendations relative to safe and legal lighting equipment (see below) and pledges to work closely with NHTSA to make sure that any proposed new regulation remains fair to the custom lighting industry and consumers. NHTSA intends to propose the new rules my mid-2003.

    SEMA's Lighting Recommendations

    NHTSA Should....

    * encourage cutting edge technology, such as HID lamps, that comply with federal standards while producing more light and an increased field of view.

    * not further regulate front mounted lamps nor regulate optional lighting equipment without evidence that proves that these lamps are a significant safety hazard.

    * encourage states to focus enforcement on correcting misaimed lamps.

    * encourage local law enforcement to uphold current laws restricting conditions when fog lamp/auxiliary lamp use is allowed, if restrictions are based on proven safety concerns.

    * draw a distinction between legal and illegal lighting, not OEM and aftermarket lighting, since many aftermarket products, such as fog lamps, are not prohibited by law.

    * work with the lighting industry to develop a "street-enforceable" means to distinguish legal lamps from illegal lamps based on performance criteria, not design specifications.

       



Tail Lights
So God asked him," What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

And the rest is history......

 


Upcoming Events:

Sept 19-22, 2002--

Rosanky Swap Meet, held at the Central Texas Museum of Automotive History.  See www.ctmah.org for more information.

Sept 22 or 29, 2002--

All Ford Picnic, Katy VFW Post.  Bring $5 and a canned good.  You can only enter the park in a Ford vehicle.

October 19-20, 2002

Conroe Fall Swap Meet

October 26-27, 2002--

Czhilispiel Parade, Flatonia

December 6, 2002

Annual CTOH Holiday Party at Wyndham & Nancy Smith's home

December 7, 2002

Dime Box Christmas Parade and Chili Cookoff

June 12-16, 2003-- 

Ford's 100th Birthday Celebration, Ford World Headquarters, Dearborn, Michigan.  Make your own hotel reservations at the Red Roof Inn, Dearborn.  Phone 313-278-9732 or online at www.redroof.com 


The aby.






You're only as happy as your least happy child.

 

Items for Sale

Alternator kits, replacing that generator with a natural fit, easily removed for Concours, brighter lights............................. CALL

Call Dennis Baetz at (361) 596-4657 for additional information or e-mail dbaetz@gvec.net

WANTED:  Soft-top for '56 Bird, any condition.................................................. WANTED 

WANTED:  Distributor for a '57........................................................................ WANTED 

WANTED:  Complete power steering setup for ’56 Bird...................................... WANTED

Call Bill Perry at (281) 485-2876

FOR SALE:  1957 Ford Thunderbird, 302 with a C-4 transmission, A/C, power steering, yellow with a white port hole top, runs and looks good............................................$17,000

Contact Bob Vickers at (713) 665-3665 for additional information or e-mail vbobvik@aol.com 

 

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