 Here is
a nice shot of Bob Vickers' Hi Ho Silver 55
with the chrome rims and black soft top. Looking good,
Bob.
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In
this month's issue:
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God
Bless America
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A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck
you! Go home and show her you are the boss!"
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's
advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his
wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders
from me! I want my supper right now and when you get it on the
table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm
going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where
you belong! And another thing. . . guess who's going to comb my
hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"
His wife says calmly, "The
undertaker."
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| A
Message from the President |
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Our
August cruise was fun and fairly well attended for a summer
cruise. We welcomed Candy & Lloyd Bywaters in their
beautiful new Coral Sand 56. What a pretty car! They
hadn't had to the car for too long, and were unsure of
taking it on the cruise. But it ran fine, and we had no
problems.
Now,
our thoughts turn to the anniversary of the September 11 attack,
and I find it hard to believe it's been a year. Keep
President Bush and the rest of our nation in your prayers.
As
quickly as time is passing, Halloween, Thanksgiving and
Christmas will soon be upon us. I feel like Ms. America,
but my reign will soon be over. If you are interested in
serving the club as an officer or board member, let me or Dave
Barnes know. The ballots will be mailed with the Holiday
party invitations in mid-November.
Enjoy
life--drive that Bird every chance you get. Bring it to
the meeting this weekend. You'll be glad you did.
Until
next month, keep on Birding…
--Hugh
Jackson
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| Ford's
100th Anniversary Party and Rt. 66 Cruise |
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It's
official. We are going to wrap our Rt. 66 cruise in with
our trip to Dearborn for Ford's anniversary. We've been
from Tulsa out to Holbrook, AZ. Next June, we'll head back
to Tulsa, get on Rt. 66, and take it to Chicago. From
Chicago, we'll head on over to Dearborn. Make plans to
attend. Rt. 66 in a TBird is a wonderful experience.
Our hotel of choice in the Dearborn/Detroit area is the Red Roof
Inn-Dearborn. Phone 313-278-9732 or reserve online
at www.redroof.com.
The dates for the anniversary party are June 12-16, 2003.
More Rt. 66 details will be forthcoming. It's about 500
miles from Houston to Tulsa, about 700 miles from Tulsa to
Chicago, and about 300 miles from Chicago over to Dearborn.
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| September
Meeting |
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September meeting will be held on Sunday, Sept 15, at 1:00pm.
We are back to our near-noon meeting time. We'll eat at
1:00pm at Escalante's Mexican Grill at 13750 Kimberley, 1 block
east of the Sam Houston Tollway, between Memorial Drive and the
Katy Freeway. Kimberley is the only traffic light between
Memorial and Katy Freeway. The meeting will start at
2:00pm. We hope to have nice weather and a big
turnout. We have several potential new members that want
to come see a flock of birds--TBirds, that is.
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| August
Meeting |
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August meeting was held on Sunday, August 18. We had an
evening meeting, since we wanted cooler weather for our Aggie
Hurricane Evacuation Route cruise. The Steak & Ale was
good, as usual. The meeting went fairly quickly, and
we anxiously awaited the start of our cruise. Genie
Pool won the 50/50 drawing.
Dave
Barnes spoke of the silver and gold TBird charms that he
has located. They are nicely done, and available for all 3
years. Contact Dave if you would like more
information. Also, Carol
& Ron Swofford are willing to order more club
clothing if anyone is interested. Contact them to order a
new shirt or cap. Phone numbers and e-mail addresses are
below in the officer section, or click their blue names.
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| Hurricane
Evacuation Route Cruise, August 18 |
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Setup--Since
we live on the Texas Gulf Coast, hurricanes are always a threat
to us. We are presently in the midst of hurricane season,
with free tracking maps always taped to the refrigerator
door. We must always be prepared for the emergency, should
a hurricane head our way. As a community service to the
Classic Thunderbirds of Houston, I have come up with this
cruise. Several years ago, someone told me about the
hurricane evacuation routes for Houston. I was told that
the Texas Longhorn fans would head up 290 for Austin. All
SMU Mustang fans would take I-45 North back to Dallas.
Texas Tech fans would head west on I-10 to eventually make their
return to Lubbock. Aggies, I was told (and I am one),
would take Loop 610.
The
Cruise--11 beautiful Birds took off for our cruise. We
took the clockwise route around Loop 610, because it is shorter,
you know. I was leading the pack in my 02 Bird. I
was going to drive the 56, but Mary was with me and she was
having a bad day, as we had dropped off the oldest kid at
college. She had already threatened to drive back to San
Antonio to pick her up and bring her back home. Thanks to
Rosemary Pachter for getting her over the hump. (Now,
almost a month later, things are much better.) Anyway, I
was in the 02 Bird, with 10 Birds strung out behind me. We
drove about 50 mph until everyone caught up. A row of 11
old and new Birds driving around the Loop catches a lot of
attention, and we were having fun. As we passed the Bud
Brewery on the east side of town, we were doing about 60.
The Loop is several lanes wide, and we were just cruising.
We approached the Ship Channel bridge, and for the first time in
the 22 years that I've been driving over that bridge, I read the
warning signs. "No stopping or standing on the bridge";
"Slow traffic keep right"; "Watch for slow moving
trucks". All of those made sense to me. The
next one, however, really threw me. "No fishing from
bridge" What?! Is that really a problem?
I called the Port Authority and asked them how high the bridge
was. "Sir, it's 135 feet above the water at mean high
tide." Are they really worried about someone fishing
from a bridge that is 135 feet off the water? Your worm
would fall off the Ronco Pocket Fisherman long before it ever
made it down to the water. If you caught something, how long is
the handle on your net? I want to go back and take a
picture of that sign, but there's no stopping or standing on the
bridge. Oh well.
We
made it over the bridge and on around the Loop toward the
Astrodome and the new Taxpayer Stadium. The rest of the
trip, through Bellaire, by the Galleria, and past Memorial Park
was uneventful. Eight cars of the 11 ended up at the Sonic
about 3 blocks down from where we started. Dave &
Jenny Barnes, Bill Fuqua, and Earl & Rosemary Pachter
all peeled off along the way to go back home. The weather
was nice, the traffic wasn't too bad, and we almost found a new
fishing hole.
I
already have a plan for Aggie Cruise 2, to be held next
year. Stay tuned for more fun. Thanks to Cleo
& Louise Bickford, Bill & Millie Burt, Candy & Lloyd
Bywaters, Jerry & Kay Estes, Marc and David Markel, Bob
& Alice Vickers, Russell Yocum & Genie Pool for
attending.
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| Czhilispiel
Parade--Flatonia |
I
was contacted by a lady from Flatonia who has invited us to
participate in CZHILISPIEL. This is an annual event consisting
of a parade, car show and a lot of small town cooking, eating,
drinking, crafts and whatever. We have been invited to carry
the parade marshal and lot of pretty girls (I get the girls).
Sounds like what we do best. I will turn this over to our main
man in Moulton and see what we can do. The event is Oct 26
& 27 we would need to be there at 10:00 on the morning of
the
27th.
--Bob
Vickers
This
very simple note started a barrage of emails within the group
that can not be re-printed in a family newsletter. But I
kept them all, and they may appear elsewhere!!
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| Birthdays
and Anniversaries |
| Sept 8 |
Ken Wind |
| Sept 13 |
Bob & Alice Vickers |
| Sept 14 |
Alan Raymond |
| Sept 15 |
Louise Pelland and Daniel
Pichette |
| Sept 15 |
Carolyn Wind |
| Sept 18 |
George & Jan Renfro |
| Sept 21 |
George Renfro |
| Sept 22 |
Cassaundra McAuliffe |
| Sept 27 |
Jocie Kaufeler |
| Oct 1 |
Betty Morris |
| Oct 3 |
Mary Mellum |
| Oct 5 |
Waymond & Jean Davis |
| Oct 10 |
Don & Cheryl Baird |
| Oct 10 |
Patty Penney |
| Oct 11 |
Bob Kaufeler |
| Oct 13 |
Ken Truelock |
| Oct 17 |
Louana Frois |
| Oct 17 |
Rog Mellum |
| Oct 21 |
Darren Barnes |
| Oct 22 |
Bill McBride |
| Oct 25 |
Clyde & Sherry Langford |
| Oct 29 |
Mimi Markel |
| Oct 30 |
Susan Lewis |
| Oct 31 |
Dave Barnes |
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| Officers,
Board Members, Committee Chairs |
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Click
on blue link for e-mail address.
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| SEMA
News |
California Enacts
Nation's First "Greenhouse" Emissions Law
In
a blow to California auto enthusiasts, particularly those fond
of light trucks and SUVs, California Governor Gray Davis
signed into law a bill (A.B.1493) to regulate
"greenhouse" gases (GHG), including carbon dioxide
(CO2) emissions from motor vehicles. While the new law
eliminates some California vehicle owner concerns by
preventing regulators from reducing speed limits, restricting
vehicle size or imposing new taxes or fees in order to meet
new GHG standards, in actuality it is little more than a
back-door effort by environmentalists to set fuel-economy
standards.
"CO2
is given off whenever gasoline is burned, therefore the only
way to cut emissions is to make vehicles that burn less
gasoline," said SEMA Director of Government Affairs Steve
McDonald. "Ultimately, this new law constitutes an
illegal state effort to regulate fuel economy, a strict
Federal government prerogative addressed through national
Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards."
If left unchallenged, California's new GHG law could easily
result in the downsizing or underpowering of popular
performance cars, light trucks and SUVs despite consumer
demand for better-performing, larger and more utilitarian
vehicles. Further, this law could even potentially limit the
sale and use of specialty automotive parts designed to
increase vehicle horsepower and performance simply because
they may increase GHG emissions.
"Even
worse," noted SEMA Director of Public Affairs Brian
Caudill, "absent a clear legal decision that this new law
violates federal authority, other states may opt to follow
California's misguided effort and begin setting their own
unreasonable GHG emissions rules."
SEMA
understands that the major automakers are filing suit to
strike down this California law, and we fully support these
efforts.
Feds May Look to
Regulate HID, Auxiliary Lighting
According
to published reports, regulators at the National Highway
Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) are developing plans to
deal with increasing complaints on vehicle lighting related
matters. Among the topics NHTSA is looking to address:
perceived glare problems associated with high intensity
discharge headlamps (HIDs)-often referred to as
"blue-tinted" headlights-found on high-end sports
and luxury cars; HID knock-off lighting that approximates the
look of HID lighting, but violates Federal Motor Vehicle
Safety Standards; and concerns about higher-mounted headlamps
and auxiliary lighting used on SUVs and pickups to improve
foul weather and nighttime driving vision.
Last
year, NHTSA sought public comment on these lighting issues due
to increasing complaints from glare-sensitive, older drivers.
SEMA's comments to NHTSA noted that the specialty aftermarket
remains dedicated to encouraging compliance with existing
federal and state lighting standards. SEMA further argued that
technological advances in lighting over the years-from halogen
lighting and HID headlamps to auxiliary driving and fog
lamps-has drastically improved driving vision and safety.
SEMA
has supplied NHTSA with a comprehensive list of
recommendations relative to safe and legal lighting equipment
(see below) and pledges to work closely with NHTSA to make
sure that any proposed new regulation remains fair to the
custom lighting industry and consumers. NHTSA intends to
propose the new rules my mid-2003.
SEMA's Lighting
Recommendations
NHTSA Should....
* encourage cutting edge
technology, such as HID lamps, that comply with federal
standards while producing more light and an increased field
of view.
* not further regulate front
mounted lamps nor regulate optional lighting equipment
without evidence that proves that these lamps are a
significant safety hazard.
* encourage states to focus
enforcement on correcting misaimed lamps.
* encourage local law
enforcement to uphold current laws restricting conditions
when fog lamp/auxiliary lamp use is allowed, if restrictions
are based on proven safety concerns.
* draw a distinction between
legal and illegal lighting, not OEM and aftermarket
lighting, since many aftermarket products, such as fog
lamps, are not prohibited by law.
* work with the lighting
industry to develop a "street-enforceable" means
to distinguish legal lamps from illegal lamps based on
performance criteria, not design specifications.
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| Tail
Lights |
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So God asked him," What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that
it would be a woman. He said, "This person will
gather food for you, cook for you, and when you
discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always
agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children,
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you have a disagreement. She will
never have a headache and
will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history......
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| Upcoming Events:
Sept
19-22, 2002--
Rosanky
Swap Meet, held at the Central Texas Museum of Automotive
History. See www.ctmah.org
for more information.
Sept
22 or 29, 2002--
All
Ford Picnic, Katy VFW Post. Bring $5 and a canned
good. You can only enter the park in a Ford vehicle.
October
19-20, 2002—
Conroe
Fall Swap Meet
October
26-27, 2002--
Czhilispiel
Parade, Flatonia
December
6, 2002—
Annual
CTOH Holiday Party at Wyndham & Nancy Smith's home
December
7, 2002—
Dime
Box Christmas Parade and Chili Cookoff June
12-16, 2003-- Ford's
100th Birthday Celebration, Ford World Headquarters, Dearborn,
Michigan. Make your own hotel reservations at the Red Roof
Inn, Dearborn. Phone 313-278-9732 or online
at www.redroof.com
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The
aby.
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You're
only as happy as your least happy child.
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